Okay, you're married.

Read this about the Deppster today... Why Johnny won't marry the mother of his children.

Johnny Depp has been in a relationship with Vanessa Paradis since 1998, they've got two kids together - but Johnny's in no rush to put a ring on it.

Why? The 47-year-old just doesn't think Vanessa Depp has the same ring to it.

He said, "I'd be so scared of ruining her last name. She's got such a good last name."

After all this time, Johnny explained he already feels like he's married to the 37-year-old stunner, though he'd definitely get hitched if Vanessa wanted to.

"I never found myself needing that piece of paper," he said. "Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say okay you're married."

I agree with the Deppster, marriage these days are so overrated, and to many people, dismissible - like a meal gone wrong or a shoe that doesn't fit any more. What happened to the sanctity of marriage?

Marriage is about a relationship that you share with the one you love, and want to share the rest of your life with. Marriage is about compromise. Marriage is about sacrifice. Marriage is knowing it in the depths of your hearts even without it having said or written.

So yeah, marriage is not about a piece of paper. But I'm a romantic and a traditionalist... I'd still like to have it at the end of the day :P